Lily Allen | SHEEZUS
“Riri (Rihanna) is’nt scared of Katy Perry’s roaring, Queen B’s gone back to the drawing, Lorde smells blood, yeah, she’s about to slay you, kid ain’t one to fuck with, when she’s only on her debut. We’re all watching Gaga lolohaha, dying for the art, so really she’s a martyr, 2nd best will never cut it for the divas, give me that crown, bitch. I WANNA BE SHEEZUS.”
- Person: what are you doing?
- Me: not reading the work of a stranger on the internet interpreting the relationship between the protagonists of an established media series by thrusting them into unrealistic situations in which they for some unknown reason have intense gay sex that's for certain
"A psychiatrist once told me early in treatment, “Stop trying to make me like you,” and what a sobering and welcome smack in the face that statement was. Yet somehow, every day of my life is still a campaign for popularity, or better yet, a crowded funeral."
John Waters (via thingslidaloves)